The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.
— William Arthur Ward (via observando)
there need to be more “fuck you” type songs that arent breakup songs because there are plenty of people who deserve the bird that aren’t exes
If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.
— Johnny Depp (via observando)